I had a dream last night that I was the winning bidder on something called a “cat phone.” I was excited because who wouldn’t want a phone shaped like a cat? When it arrived, I discovered that it was a live cat with a phone taped to its head. People would call the cat when they wanted to reach me, and the cat was supposed to relay the messages. But it was a cat, and it couldn’t speak English, so I never received any of my messages.

I had a dream last night that I was the winning bidder on something called a “cat phone.” I was excited because who wouldn’t want a phone shaped like a cat? When it arrived, I discovered that it was a live cat with a phone taped to its head. People would call the cat when they wanted to reach me, and the cat was supposed to relay the messages. But it was a cat, and it couldn’t speak English, so I never received any of my messages.

Posted 6 months ago
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