1. Anonymous asked: Portland vs Seattle, yo!

    Portland wins. Seattle is Portland’s older, less cool brother. Seattle got married and chubbed up. Seattle is on Propecia now, has a 401K, and is looking at preschools for the fall.

    12 months ago  /  26 notes

    1. kmoneyswaggerjaggermossman said: </3
    2. sailorlune said: Accurate.
    3. me-myself-and-kevin said: It’s true :( We did chub up. It happens.
    4. albinowonderland said: Seattle also likes to host tupperware parties on Friday nights.
    5. giguana said: Seattle makes me feel more secure.
    6. booksofadam posted this